You're wearing your friend's sperm! And then you say you're not a whore?

She told me to cum, so I did... into you (we're family now 🫢)

How do you get a delivery guy to have sex with you? Blackmail, and voila, you're on his dick

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

Oh, an old acquaintance of mine is gone. But I liked fucking her 😏